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*Nice Patriotic Story*
1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.
Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha
K
Light Chali Gai
Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi
Se Bola
*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤
334 chars (3 sms)
Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?
"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
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jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara
"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
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dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,
aur kya pani mein behney they
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na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,
waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha
"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
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agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,
par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga
"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
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The Statement Below Is True ...
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"cErTiFieD ...
AbSoLuTe ...
StUpId " ;->
215 chars (2 sms)
If You Are Job Less ... !
Then
Scroll ... !!!
Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
A Woman''s Mind
Is Cleaner
Than
A Man''s Mind ...
Coz
She Changes It
More Often ...
102 chars (1 sms)
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?
I Wud Sit Next To You,
Pull You Close To Me,
Put My Arms Around You
And Say Proudly ...
"Loving Animals"
That''s Humanity ... ;->
225 chars (2 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby
The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,
She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !
The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
322 chars (3 sms)
If You Are In
"L O V E"
Press Down
Theher Jao !
Abhi Tumhare Ammi Abbu Ko
Batata Hoon
Bari Pyar Ki Aag Lagi Hui Hai ... ;->
217 chars (2 sms)
A Modern Artist
Is The One
Who Throws Paint On Canvas
Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth
And
Sells That Cloth ... ;->
126 chars (1 sms)
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba
Dil Khoobsurat Ghar
Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar
Dosti Khoosurat Rishta
Aur Aap
In Taman Cheezo''n Pe
Badnuma Daagh ...
Bura Maan Gaye
Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->
232 chars (2 sms)
1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :
"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"
Doosra Aadmi:
"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
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